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posted on Saturday, 9 May 2009im rly bored so im gna do a quizzz yay(:Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note. Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic as you could.(YR stands for Your Response.) If an annoying person says: 1) I am cute.. YR: my ass is cuter than ur face. 2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.. YR: my grandma looks better than you. 3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous! YR: omg so prasan cnt get anymore prasan-er. 4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multiskilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.. YR: hah. thingy? IRONIC MUCH. 5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artiste; I have albums. YR: wow my ass is laughing. If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says: 1) I know you love me... YR: hah maybe you shld upgrade ur brain to be as gd as ur looks. 2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you! YR: why are people nowadays so prasan? 3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type! YR: do i look like i care? oh and thnks fr the compliment^^ 4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you! YR: fine w me. i bet u stink so much tt i'll suffocate in the car in ur presence. 5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you! YR: oh rly? at least ive gt my true friends. hm, let me see, do you even HAVE a friend? oh, i forgot. NO, YOU DONT. If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says: 1) I think you and I can make a good couple. YR: ah well, sorry, "good couple" w you isnt in my vocab. 2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee? YR: okay, *types in fake number* 3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.. YR: ah, so our differences are obvious.(: 4) What do you like about me? YR: ask ur mother to answer tt first. 5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much! YR: too bad you cant make me. If your enemy says: 1) Hi bitch! YR: oh hey swine. 2) You smell like shit! YR: you smell like swine ass. oh yeah, tt means, you smell like ur own ass. 3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you! YR: oh, im SOOOOO disturbed. -.- 4) What an ugly creature you are! YR: have you seen ur own reflection lately? 5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure! YR: you think so? because i think ur boobs are soo big tt u cnt evn see where ure going. If your ex says: 1) I still love you.. YR: rly? and, exactly HOW many girls hv you said tt to? 02) I know you still love me! YR: ah well, then you dont know me. 3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.. YR: OH PLEASE, WHERE'S YOUR OTHER BITCHES? 4) Please call me... YR: i'd rather sleep my butt off. 5) The break up hurts me so much.. YR: and..? If an annoying salesperson says: 1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome! YR: oo thanks fr the compliment yeh. 2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed! YR: ok. 3) We are giving a discount up to 50%! YR: oh really? i see...*walks away* 4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.. YR: ok.*walks away* 5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face. YR: oh? *walks away* |
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